Abbas and Olmert agree to peace between Red Sox and Yankees

In a truly momentous exchange that will resonate throughout history, the Red Sox and the Yankees are now at peace, thanks to the sedulous efforts of Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas. “We are pleased to announce that, at the end of a very long day of negotiation, we have reached a peace accord between the Yankees and the Red Sox,” said Abbas. Olmert concurred. “It was difficult, and we worked through the night, but we finally were able to get it do

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